Prince William Has a Headache

I saw this at candykirby.com and it made me laugh:

“Oh, dear. How do I tell this lady it’s time to close the cleavage curtains?”

I've never heard 'cleavage curtains' before but I think it's pretty snappy! ;o) Poor Prince William... he is totally losing his hair. He's already combing it over. Mew.
(Oh, and the lady in question is Carol Vorderman, a British TV host).