Thursday, July 31, 2008

Random Round-Up 12

msnbc.com has a feature on Project Runway: Where are they now? Apparently, we're all really interested in people from last season.
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I think I've found Robert's dream alarm... if only it came with a cheese compartment. [link via neatorama.com]




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This should technically be posted as a "TV Tidbit," I guess, but I'm lazy so it's getting plopped here. Robert is infatuated with all things Amazing Race and I would be remiss if I didn't post what I just found on EW.com: the new season starts September 28th. Executive producer Bertam van Munster (Holy bejesus. If that isn't the Dutch-est name on Earth, I don't know what is!) gave a few peeks into the new season but I gotta say - it pretty much describes every season. Which isn't saying anything negative because I love the show! It's just that saying "There's old people! Young people! Outrageous adventures!" doesn't ring any season-specific bells, you know? Anyhoo, here's the scoop:

• The race takes 23 days, covers nearly 40,000 miles, spans five continents, and features some far-flung locales never before seen on the show, including Angkor Wat, Cambodia and La Paz, Bolivia.

• The youngest team is a tandem of two guys in their early 20s. “They’re made for television,” Van Munster says. “They’re supersmart — and they make terrible mistakes.” A pair of recent divorcees in their late 20s also vie for the million-dollar prize. “They were left with some financial debt, so they really have a motive to run around the world,” he says. And once again, expect a serving of granola — this time with a husband-wife squad of 60-something Oregon hippies. “They’re the real thing,” says Van Munster. “They come right out of the '60s. To a lot of people, it looks almost like they’re from a different planet.”

• As for the challenges, “We’ve really outdone ourselves in the department of outrageousness,” Van Munster declares. “We have a situation in Bolivia where we have the [contestants] go down a cobblestone hill on very, very primitive bikes, and it’s just the most hilarious thing you’ve ever seen in your life. It’s a truly bone-jarring experience.” (Another must-see detour: A by-train-or-by-bus scavenger hunt in Moscow. )

• One familiar thing actually did happen on this race: The producers didn’t predict the winner. Says Van Munster, “We’ve been wrong every time, across the board.”

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Random Round-Up 11


Overthinkingit.com has a couple of articles on 'The Philosophy of Batman' that I thought were kind of interesting. Not fantastic or anything but definitely enjoyable reads. The first one breaks down the two dilemmas faced by our hero in the first and second movies: the trolley experiment and Prisoner's Dilemma, respectively. (Random side note: I had to do a ton of work with Prisoner's Dilemma as an Anthro major. A lot. In a nutshell, the best course of action is to confess.) The second article deals more with the psychology behind the back story put forth in Batman Begins. This article is not a quick read - 6 pages - and I confess I haven't read the entire thing yet. But the first page looks promising! ;o)
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I found this Brangelina entry from Gallery of the Absurd amusing. It's a long post but it's the comment excerpts that following the drawing that offer the most humor!


After reading blog comments under the announcement of the Jolie-Pitt Twins yesterday, I witnessed first hand the raving insanity of the frothing Brangeloonies. Similar to the Claymates in their blind devotion and ceaseless worship of famous people they don't even know, the Brangeloonies were out in full force yesterday practically declaring the birth of The Twins a national holiday and labeling anyone who dared to disagree as "haters" or "trolls". How very pre-school! A commenter might write something as innocent as "what's the big deal, so lots of babies were born that day" and within minutes a stomping crowd of torch bearing witch-hunters are at his throat. I found it perplexing, yet highly comical. Another curious trait of the Brangeloonie is the nearly unanimous vitriol aimed at Jennifer Aniston. Brad and Jen divorced 3 years ago, but in the snarling eyes of the Brangeloonie, somehow she's still an unwilling player. I collected some of the goodies from various blogs to share with you. And no, I did not make any of these up - they're all 100% real:

"I only want to celebrate and sing her praises. I have been down on my knees all morning, where I know she would want me to be, blessing this holy family. god bless the jolie-pitts!"

"OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG—– My life now has meaning. You guys, today is totally my birthday…. and my mom’s name is Vivian! (I know darling Vivienne is spelled differently, but still)This is the first thing I’ve been able to share with the blessed Jolie-Pitts. I am over the moon."

"The trolls are really losing it, they are dying of envy. I won’t even give a second of my time reading or posting about a person I don’t like. That’s the power of Angelina, they can’t get away from her."

"This is such exciting news and the lovely posts are a pleasure to read from you JP fans. Makes it easy to bypass the unhappy jealous hateful people who cant help but show their ugliness at such a blessed time. Nothing can take away our joy today."

"I’m really getting tired of being hated on just because I want people to be happy. Babies are a gift from God, especially from people as wonderful as Brad and Angie. All you Aniston (yuck) lovers out there are just jealous that he’s happy and successful now. I think she needs to adopt an Indian baby next or something even more exotic to add to the beauty that is their family. Maybe one from Romania?"

"I still think we should find a way to let Brangelina know that there are people out here who love them and want to wish them all the best… I wanna write a poem like some other people did but I’m not that smart. "

"By the crazy reaction from the haters, we know Jen Aniston is miserable and in pain right now. hehehe. Brad got really emotional as he cut the ambilical cords, awww. I couldn’t even imagine how thrilled they both are."

"This should be a day of celebration, yet everyone is just so MEAN. Why can’t the twins and the rest of the Jolie-Pitts have at least ONE nice day without so many people trying to ruin it? She just had TWINS for crying out loud. Angelina is such a beautiful matyr; I wish I could be more like her. Sure, she’s kinda shunning America, but I still luv, luv, LUV her!!! Anyone else want to start a petition to wish them the best luck in the world?"

The Brangeloonie Shrine is available exclusively at Babies R Us and Wal-Mart, but hurry, supplies are limited and rioting has already begun.

Movie Morsels 22 - HP & the Half-Blood Prince

As promised, here's the teaser trailer for the upcoming (Nov. 21) Harry Potter movie:

Celebrity Redheads Revealed

Ayyyy! posted the answers to yesterday's puzzle and here they are:


1. Nicole Kidman
2. Tilda Swinton
3. Julianne Moore
4. Susan Sarandon
5. Marcia Cross
6. Lindsay Lohan
7. Alyson Hannigan
8. Kathy Griffin
9. Reba McEntire
10. Bryce Dallas Howard

Just in case you didn't check out my answers yesterday, here they are:
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First off, no Cynthia Nixon or Gillian Anderson - they're natural blondes. SO... here I go:


1.
2. Tilda Swinton
3. Julianne Moore
4. Susan Sarandon
5. Rose McGowan
6. Lindsay Lohan
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8. Kathy Griffin
9. Marg Helgenberger
10. Bryce Dallas Howard

I'm not confident in #s 5 and 9 at all, but I think I'm OK with all the others. Nicole Kidman, Amy Adams, and Marcia Cross are the only other redheads I can think of at the moment (and does Kidman really count? She's like a strawberry blonde or something, right?), but none of the other hairdos look like any of those ladies. Hmmm.
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I suck. I only got 6/10. What a loser!!!! Especially since I pointed out that I thought of both Nicole Kidman and Marcia Cross but didn't think any of the above represented either lady's hair. Great. Moron. I am ashamed, truly. BUT... I did get a shout-out on Ayyyy! for one thing:


Congratulations to Alison for a near perfect score (with kudos to Lauren for working out the elusive no. 10)! We roundly applaud your seemingly effortly gift for recognising famous flame-haired females.

Woohoo!!! I'm at least a teensy bit awesome. :o) Yay me!!!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Random Round-Up 10


George Michael Reuniting with Andrew Ridgeley???

Oh!!! I'm jealous!! I'm going to start collecting for the "Help Send Lauren to London" fund imminently, so keep on the lookout!!! I didn't get there to catch Ewan on stage in Guys and Dolls a few years back but Wham! is a different story... They'll never be together again! Mew. My thirst to see one of my favorite 80s bands live will never be quenched. (The Smiths are my last hope but considering Morrissey would rather eat his own balls than reunite, I'd say the chances are slim to none. Given that he's a vegetarian and all.) Now I'll never get to hear 'A Different Corner' the way it should truly be heard. Boo. How will I sleep tonight? Not very well, I can tell you that.
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The Cheesecake Factory's 30th anniversary is tomorrow - and to celebrate their restaurants will be selling cheesecake for only $1.50/slice. The limit is one per person but still - YUM!
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This is a 'Natural Celebrity Redhead' quiz from Ayyyy! See how many you can pick out... the answers will be posted tomorrow, so I'll update this post then, too. Should you care to take a gander at my guesses, I'll include them in the comments section.
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Robert and I are a wee bit behind jumping on the Harry Potter train... we just finished the third movie last weekend. And we haven't read any of the books. (Though I have procured the first three from my mom. I also have to start the Twilight series... gah! I'll have three books working plus my two weekly magazines. Too much reading! Stressful.) I always thought I'd like the series but I also knew that once I started it I wouldn't be able to stop until it was done and that it would require a lot of dedication. (I'm sure my understanding and appreciation of the plot lines is somewhat tainted by viewing the movies prior to reading the books but oh well. Too late.) I am definitely someone who thinks too much while watching a movie or TV show or reading a book - I tend to make things more complicated than they need to be. Ask Robert. It drives him nuts. I'm never content to blindly accept something that is put forth; I always want to understand the why behind it (or else I think I'm missing something). It is quite annoying. (The only reason Robert and I even started the series now is that we had a couple of free hours while at Andy's during our recent Chicago visit. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone was one DVD we could agree on.) ANYWAY, the point of my babbling is that now that my interest in the series has finally been piqued I am more aware of articles about it. As such, when I came across this article on the new trailer that debuts tonight I thought I should share it in case any of you also enjoy all things Potter. (I don't really understand why the glimpse of Tom Riddle in the trailer is such a big deal - we already saw the character in the second film. But I'm willing to take the article's word for it! I'll post the trailer sometime tomorrow...)

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Rock Band Mania

Friday night Robert and I hosted a Rock Band event at our place and Emily, Paul, Cindy and Biji were all able to join us. I know - we are a hard-partying group, no? Still, I thought it was quite fun and I think everyone else enjoyed themselves, as well. No one (except Robert and I, of course) had played Rock Band before, which is why the event transpired in the first place. I secretly hoped I might kick someone's ass at something, given my minuscule advantage, but no. Well, I was leaps and bounds better than Biji but c'mon - that's not saying much. ;o) (I kid. I kid because I care.)


Biji and Robert started off the evening... those poor drums don't know what's coming.


Do you SEE how hard he's hitting the poor little drum pads?! Good grief!!!! I think the red one is about to fall right off! And the foot pedal didn't escape unscathed, either, trust me. Luckily, Biji only played the drums twice; I think he was afraid he'd have to buy us a new set if he broke it.

Paul also started out the evening on guitar.


Cindy's up for guitar duty while Emily's manning the drums.


Cindy has a somewhat relaxed physique while strumming... ;o) Unlike Guitar Hero, Rock Band does not advise against sitting down on the job!



Biji, too, has an interesting posture while playing the guitar. He seems unaware that it's not a ukulele.


Emily and Paul are laughing at Robert's "singing."


Hmmm... I'm not really digging my 'singing face.' I'm turning into Robert! Gah!





We laughed at Biji's "singing," too. A LOT. But at least he volunteered and took one for the team, unlike Emily some people I could mention... Oh, and the song Biji's, uh, singing along with is 'Dirty Little Secret.'


Even Cindy got up to sing... yay! She insisted she didn't know any lyrics but she sang along to virtually every song. Watch the video of Biji singing again - you can see Cindy mouthing the words through the entire thing! Still, I didn't think we'd get her to sing at all, so I give her major points for participating.

Now, I had heard of but never seen Emily's prowess at the 'expert' level on Guitar Hero. Well, she busted it out for Rock Band and it did not disappoint - it was awesome! I was in awe. Seriously. Now, you can't truly appreciate her skill here because you can't see the notes flying by on the screen but trust me - Emily's got some serious skills. I was (and still am) quite impressed.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Recital Photos

There was a treat waiting for me on my doorstep when I got home Wednesday night - my Lifetouch dance photos had at last arrived!!!! Weehoo! These suckers were not cheap, either; in fact, each photo was $20+! In all previous years, we were able to purchase the 8x10s separate from the packages and we paid ONLY the cost of the photo - about $12. This year Lifetouch got pissy and charged us for the sitting fee, as well, for each photo. Which sucked. In fact, I was one of only 3 people that actually bought the photos (it's a good thing no one knew how much they cost before arriving at the sitting... otherwise, I don't think anyone would've shown up!). Most pooled their money and went in on one package and then designated one person as the scanner - they were in charge of scanning the finished product and e-mailing it to everyone. I am a snob, I guess; I wanted a good-quality photo. So I shelled out the big bucks and got these beYOUteeful pictures (you can detect the sarcasm I hope). I don't think you guys were able to appreciate the gloriousness that was my costumes from the tiny video uploads so here's your chance to check'em out up close!

This, obviously, is my Pink Lady ensemble, complete with cat-eye glasses and neck scarf. It's too bad you can't see that we are, in fact, Pink Ladies but oh well. Fortunately, you also can't see the 452 fist-sized crystals adorning the jackets so... ;o) Oh, just in case - I am the second from the right in the front row. You can't see it but I have a pink ribbon in my hair. Awww....

Robert's favorite picture Hound Dog; my mom and I MUCH prefer this photo. I actually don't think I look too bad, which is saying a lot! [I'm third from the left in the front row.] The feather-and-pipe cleaner tiaras we're wearing are meant to represent the sun. I had no idea. Actually, no one in the class did; the ladies that made our costumes for us (first and second from the right in the front row) explained it to us when they heard one of us trash-talking the tiara at the dress rehearsal. Whoops. Still, it was nice of the women to make our costumes for us - they either made or bought everything but the pants for both dances and they did it for only $45 per person. For both costumes! That's pretty good.

You, like my mom, may be thinking I'm the youngest person in the class and I almost am. My friend, Beatriz, is actually 2 years younger than me but she flaked and didn't make it to the session. (Spazzy Man didn't, either - bummer.) There are a few ladies in their 30s in the class but Beatriz and I are the only twentysomethings in the class. But that just means we look that much better! ;o) There's a method to our madness, you see...

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Bravo Needs Tutoring

If you watch any of the competition shows on Bravo you know that they have obnoxious little text polls during the commercial breaks. I hate them. They are stupid. And pointless!! And annoying. But whatever - no one asked me. The best (or worst, depending on your view) one happened during the most recent season of Top Chef... I can't even remember what the heck the question was (what a good storyteller I am, no?) but I'm fairly certain it was something like "Who would you rather touch?" Maybe a couple contestants were gonna get into it after one physically provoked the other, I don't know. But I do distinctly remember that the "C" option was "Yourself." I found that slightly disturbing. I don't think Bravo has any right to inquire after my touching habits no matter WHAT the circumstance!! ;o) Ew.

But I digress. I have not yet watched last night's episode of Project Runway but EW.com pointed out that Bravo screwed up their viewer poll:


Maybe the producers were blinded by Blayne's tanorexia so much that they were unable to read the results properly... ? (Though 4 seasons of gazing at Micheal Kors' eye-searingly tan visage definitely should have prepared their eyes for such a sight methinks!)

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Another Christian Update

Oh, the stories are piling in, people. And I KNOW you are all concerned about Christian Bale. I know it. As such, I will provide you with another fascinating update on all things Christian. All Baleheads are pretty much on the same page - it was a verbal thing and Christian is still a super hot hunk of man flesh. And I concur. :o) Actually, as I mentioned in my post yesterday, the general consensus is still that it was an argument gone awry and that Christian is usually a nice, normal guy... with somewhat of a temper. Several outlets are reporting the drunk scenario I outlined yesterday but a couple have picked up a new story this morning - that Christian's mom said something snarky about him and/or his wife and Christian went ballistic. Here are a few snippets culled from FOXNews.com, The Daily Mail, Defamer and The Sun:
  • Sources close to the Batman actor, who was arrested on Tuesday on an assault claim, told the Mail that Bale "flew off the handle" at London's Dorchester hotel after Jenny Bale said "some outrageous things."
  • There are also reports circulating that Bale was arrested for verbal assault. In England, there are two classes of verbal assault, Class 4 and Class 5. Class 4 is more aggravated than 5, with "an intent to cause alarm."
  • Bale is also said to have become depressed over the death of close friend and "Dark Knight" co-star Heath Ledger, the Mail reports. "Christian was stressed, but he didn’t lay a finger on anyone. Instead, he flew off the handle and cussed his mother," a source said. "He just got very loud because his mother was saying some very outrageous things about him, and his wife. "Christian's attitude is that this was his mother's fault because she became very provocative in an argument they were having," the source said, adding: "Things got out of control and he now says he wishes he just left the room.

  • Bale's mother Jenny told the Daily Mail she was not the one who called police. "Yes I was there and yes there was a family situation but the police are handling it and I cannot say any more at the moment. We didn't call the police to the scene. I can't say any more but we didn't call the police."
  • A woman thought to be Bale's sister, Sharon, told reporters, "it's a family matter," from her home in Corfe Mullen, 110 miles southwest of London. Sharon initially denied any knowledge of an assault, but then admitted there was "an incident." "There was an incident but the police are dealing with it. It is an extremely sensitive situation," she said.
So there you go. As much as I love Christian, I can't fathom that there will be much else to report on this story!!! It's getting pretty repetitive. Unless something Earth-shattering comes out I think I'll let this one die. [And grateful readers quietly applaud.]

The Emperor Takes A Call (Take Two)

I know I've already posted this once - but it was way back in February so, really, who remembers it? ;o) Plus, the video was removed from YouTube because the Adult Swim and/or Robot Chicken guys are vigilant about finding and removing unauthorized clips from the site. But now AS/RC have set up their own site and made many of their clips embeddable... hooray!!! So my favorite RC skit is alive and well and back on my blog. I hope this is an omen for a good day...

I Almost Forgot

...to share my favorite Chicago story! You will most likely not find it as amusing as I do but it's still pretty cute. I was driving (following Michelle and Andy) with Robert and the girls to get some ice cream on our last night when the conversation turned to the kids' many sets of grandparents. Claudia was describing what Andy's dad looks like and said "He has gray hair like Grandpa Pete... only it isn't bald in the middle." Hee!!!!! She made a little circular motion around her head with her finger while she said it, too, which cracked me up. She was so serious in her description - I couldn't help but laugh out loud. Ah, Claudia... she's a cutie.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

It's Okay, Christian.

All right... I'm sure all of you have seen (because it's frickin' everywhere - and I've already received e-mails about it from a few of you) that my 'boyfriend' Christian is in a wee spot of trouble this morning. *sigh* As my favorite gossip maven, Lainey, often says: Gossip is a buffet. The smut is laid out and it's your choice what goes on your plate. As such, I choose to give my man-friend the benefit of the doubt and not think of him as a genuine dickhead until further proof is given. Just the kind of pseudo-girlfriend I am. :o)

Right now, I don't know anything more than what's being reported at People.com and the like but if I feel like I uncover something of import I'll be sure to update this post. I will leave you by pointing out one tiny thing in Christian's favor - 'assault' is usually just a threat while 'battery' indicates actual bodily harm. So, you know, even if the charges ARE true, he probably just yelled at his mom... he didn't beat her down or anything. Yay? Christian's never had so much as a whiff of controversy around him before so I will keep my fingers crossed that this was a misunderstanding...

UPDATE: Well, after some semi-extensive Web surfing, the general consensus is that there was, in fact, no physical altercation. Sources vary on what exactly started the argument but most agree that all that transpired between Christian and his mother and sister was a heated verbal disagreement. Apparently, "
In Britain anyone you even snap at in irritation can charge you with assault." One story has Christian's family guzzling down most of the mini bar and becoming belligerent when Bale refused to escort them down the red carpet as promised. His mom and sis were pissed (in both senses of the word) and filed an assault complaint. Whether or not that particular scenario is what actually transpired I do not know. However, it should be pointed out that Bale was not charged with anything by the police - he was arrested prior to questioning, as is the custom in Britain, and subsequently released.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Finally - Chicago Photos!

Well. It only took me a week but I finally got all my photos uploaded. I think there were about 90 total so for your sake I've selected only those that best represent the trip. :o) Our visit was great - definitely one of the best we've had out in Chicago. My sister's boyfriend, Andy, was very generous and let Robert and I stay at his place while he bunked at my sister's and it was wonderful. There was a good mix of visiting, just hanging out and venturing out to enjoy the city's charms so all in all the trip was a big success. Chicago really is a nice town and the weather was very cooperative this time around - no 100+ degree days at all! It was actually fantastic, weather-wise. Plus, it's been almost a year since I've seen either my sister or my nieces, so I'm really glad Robert and I had the chance to visit with everyone!


Robert and I really like White Castle - most likely because we only get it once a year! - and my sister always makes a point of indulging us in our craving. Robert especially loves WC and was SO excited that he got to partake on our first day in town. Michelle laughed when I asked Robert if he wanted me to take a picture of him enjoying his burgers but I knew Robert would want me to. And he did. In Robert's words, the above photo captures him in the "throes of ecstasy." I'll leave it at that.


Sarah and Claudia are really into Webkinz these days, so Sarah took a minute to show us her Webkinz site. In this photo, everyone was very focused on Sarah playing ColorStorm. It was intense, people.


We finally finished up on the computer and were headed upstairs to get ready to go to the park...


When Uncle Robert was distracted by Michelle's Dyson. Holy bejeezus, Robert has wanted a Dyson since the dawn of time. He is in LOVE with those vacuums!!! I'm not kidding. Robert will be a very happy man when we scrape up enough funds to actually buy one for ourselves.


Of course, nothing would do but Robert had to vacuum. And vacuum he did... so much so, in fact, that my sister had to actually ask him to stop when she got on a conference call for work. I don't care how much he loves it - our child will NOT be Dyson McCauley. Mm mmm.


Naturally, we went to the park on the hottest afternoon of our visit. Bleh. So we only stayed for about 45 minutes or so. Still, the kids had a good time challenging Uncle Robert to a few races.


Robert was a good uncle and let the girls win... but I don't think running in flip flops helped his case any. I also raced the girls a couple times and I didn't let them win. They just did. (Auntie Lauren has asthma!! C'mon!!) ;o)


On Friday night, we all headed down to The Hideout to hear the Waco Brothers play. I'd never heard of the Waco Bros. but they put on a very good show - lots of upbeat songs you could dance to (and when I say "you" I mean you - I didn't dance). Robert and Andy geeked out over their love of more independent-minded music and I sat in the corner drinking water like an old lady. Still, I did enjoy the outing and I know Robert really liked it so I was happy to see him have someone to share his love of... let me be nice and just say 'other' types of music. The dude in the photo above is a member of the Waco Brothers' opening act, a Welsh mens chorus. Robert thought the guy's tie-as-headband look was HI-larious so I snapped a shot for him.


Okay, I did dance a little. A very little. And I guess I had fun. Gah.


Ah, now this is more like it. This is my version of Robert's "throes of ecstasy" photo. I have always, always, always wanted one of those frosted cookie cakes from Mrs. Fields but have never had one. Every year I'm tempted to buy Robert one for his birthday (so I can eat it) but at the last minute I feel guilty usurping his special day's treat and I get him something he wants. Bleh. Anyway, the whole cookie cake thing has long been a dream of mine and when we all headed out to the Gurnee Mills Mall on Saturday to buy the girls some school clothes, what did I see but a Great American Cookies stall. And what did they sell but cookie cake... by the slice!!!! Oh, man, I was so on it. I was super excited and ate every morsel of my piece of cookie cake. And it tasted just as delicious as I'd always imagined it would. I was in heaven.


Me, Andy, Sarah, Michelle and Claudia (Robert is the camera man) taking a cookie break at the mall. I'm the slowest eater on the planet so, of course, I'm holding everyone up. Whoops.


Too cute!


And here we all are, post-mall, having dinner at Pete's Pizza. We always have a food checklist when we hit Chicago and authentic deep dish pizza is usually on it. Again, I'm the slowest eater so my piece of pizza is in the shot. Sorry.


Ugh. If you know me at ALL, you know I don't like cats. Blech. They crawl on everything, their hair gets everywhere and it's so fine it feels like it's flying up your nose or something. Brrr. Love dogs. Not so keen on felines. Plus, I have a slight allergy to cats so that probably factors into it, too (Michelle has two cats at present so I was sure to pack my Nasonex and inhalers for the trip!). I was surprised, however, at how much I took to one of my sister's cats - Lovie. He had a lot of personality and once I deigned to pet him, he was a big ol' love bug. Yes, he shed all over me and I had to be careful not to rub my eyes and blah blah blah but he was a sweetheart. My mom - who hates cats more than I do - just about died when she saw this picture. I may never nuzzle another cat so at least now I have proof that I did do it. Once.


This is a photo of me shouting 'cheese curd!' (if you're retarded like me and have seen The Prince & Me you'll know from where that expression comes) while Michelle sorts through the girls' haul of school clothes and Claudia models her new pajamas. I don't know - it had been a long day, I guess.


And here's the final photo of our trip - Robert, myself, Andy and Michelle at a pasty leg convention the Cubs/Giants game on Sunday afternoon. Andy's house is in Wrigleyville so we were able to walk to the game and back - it was awesome!!! And his seats were on the aisle, perfect for a bathroomaholic such as myself. The day was perfect! :o) Plus, the Giants actually won and Robert toned down his cheering and booing a bit so it really was a great day. (Robert is looking sideways at the wife of the man who took the picture - she's saying something about the dude not being able to see without his glasses and Robert was distracted. Oh well.)

Sunday, July 20, 2008

'The Dark Knight' is Awesome!!

Wow... Robert and I just got back from a sold-out IMAX showing of TDK (I bought the tickets on Wednesday because I'm smart - all the showings are sold out until tomorrow, which was to be expected. Still, just as Robert and I were picking our tickets up, two dudes walked up to the "Sold Out" sign and were actually surprised to see they couldn't buy tickets. Duh!! Sheesh.) and it was absolutely fantastic. I loved Batman Begins but I think TDK has it beat; the plot is fantastic, with lots of twists, turns, intricacies and action and take it from me, people - there is NO good time to go to the bathroom! :o) There was always something exciting and important happening, I swear!!! I definitely don't want to give any little thing away so I'll just say that the movie was just as awesome as the hype claims it is and both Robert and I highly recommend it. I think we'll be dorky and see it again next weekend...

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Movie Morsels 21 - Terminator Salvation

I'm back!!! Yes, unfortunately for me I'm back at work... but luckily for you that means I'm back to blogging! ;o) Sporadic as it may be. As you can imagine, I missed a lot of stuff (both gossip- and work-wise) while I was gone so I'm a bit overwhelmed and won't be able to post as much or as in depth over the next few days. It'll take me a bit to get evened out and back in the swing of things so I apologize. Until then, enjoy this new teaser trailer for Terminator Salvation... and my Christian is in it! Wee-hoo!!!

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Blowing Out to the Windy City


Today's the day - Robert and I will be heading out to Chicago to visit my sister and two nieces in just a few short hours. (I will be in major gossip withdrawal; five days with no computer access?!! I'm already stressing out about missing out on something juicy... dang.) Naturally, though, the Bay Area is going to start cooling down just as I leave it and head for warmer, more humid parts... hooray!!! But I will glad to see my sis and the girls and we have an itinerary chockablock full of excitement so it should be a lot of fun. And, as the photo above says - I'll be sure to take lots of pictures. In the meantime, I know you will miss my hot men posts while I am away, so here are a few parting shots of my Christian (courtesy of christian-bale.org) from the new issue of GQ... ;o)




Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Biji and His Banner

Just a note - Robert and I are heading to Chicago on Thursday so posts this week and next will be few and far between, I'm afraid. But, before we head off I thought I'd upload a couple photos of Biji, fresh from Fort Lewis (and semi-fresh from Iraq).

Here's Biji trying to look tough in front of his banner. He'd taken a similar photo just moments before but he looked too goofy, so he asked to retake it. I'll be nice and not post the goofy photo... but I'd be happy to sell it off to anyone to asks. :o) Robert and I made Biji a Welcome Home banner after his first tour so it was only fitting that he receive a banner upon returning home from his second. (No, it's not the same banner - I didn't even buy it from the same site. I will say, though, that sites dedicated to personalized military banners have increased exponentially from when I first tried to buy one until now.) The man deserves some fanfare when he comes home!!!


And 12 picture attempts later, here we all are in front of the banner. I love Robert dearly but the man is not particularly photogenic. I mentioned this already in Cankle Head & Cadaver Eyes but the man is so good looking in person - why does he always look like a big face of crazy in photos?! Is he stressing himself out or what? You'd think he has some girlfriend off to the side constantly harping at him not to look constipated or something. Sheesh. Now, I am not particularly photogenic myself so I should beware throwing stones BUT... he's got to work on this before we get married. Seriously.

Anyway, we are psyched to have Biji back and I must commend Biji on toning down his usual peskiness - he's been in town since Thursday afternoon and we've only seen him once. Usually, he'd be pestering us to death by now! I kid (sort of).

Welcome home, Bij. Don't be a stranger. :o)

Recital Videos

Now, I know everyone has been waiting, waiting, waiting for my recital video uploads so you'll be ecstatic to know that your wait is finally over!! I'll wait for you to calm yourself and quit shrieking and jumping up and down excitedly...

In keeping with the grand Ohlone College Television tradition, the quality of said videos is spotty at best. But, if you like your videos out of focus then you're in luck!! I swear - isn't Ohlone's broadcasting program supposed to be at least sort of good? 'Cause you can't prove it by this video! (Then again, it is better than the first year's DVD - the one that focused entirely on our faces. I mean, it was only a dance recital - why would anyone want to see our feet?) Since it's hard to pick me out of the blurry mass, I spent oodles of time adding in a few highlighting boxes to point out where my genius can be found on the stage... too bad when I embedded them in the blog post, the annotations didn't show up. So, below are the videos in their original form. If you want to check them out with the helpful little highlight boxes, click on the link after each video. :o) Enjoy! [UPDATE: Since posting this my original YouTube account was deleted; as a result, you can't view the videos with the highlight boxes. Sorry!!]



This is (der) Hound Dog - it was the second number in the first act. I am in the middle of the second row to start (about 5th from the left... I'm the only blond-headed ponytail in the second line), though I do move up to the front line for a bit. It's sort of hard to follow me... like one of those 'follow the ball' shell games, y'know?




This was the the final number of the show - it's "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" from Monty Python's 'Spamalot.' I am in the front row, third from the right, throughout most of the routine.

Monday, July 07, 2008

Blind Items Revealed

To celebrate the long holiday weekend, Crazy Days and Nights revealed the subjects of many blind items. Most of them were pretty boring (well, all of them were pretty boring... most of them were downright snoozers!) since only a handful were about A-list people (I don't care much about Brandon Davis or Peaches Geldof, sorry). I tried to wrangle up the most interesting for you, but be forewarned that there's no real Earth-shattering revelations to be found - even gossip peeps have to keep their jobs!

  • May 19, 2008


#1 - Ahhh, you hear that? It's the sound of a gold digger? So imagine if you will that you are a reality star. A network reality star. As in this has nothing to do with MTV. So, our reality star is a female, although gold digging is by no means gender specific. Our reality star was at an event where she was unfamiliar with many of the people. Unfamiliar means she hadn't heard of them and so didn't know how much they made or what they did. So, she found a publicist at the event and made small talk and got her to spill on each person. When the publicist would rattle off an estimated worth, our reality star would wander over and flirt and try to get a number or give a number. Married, single, it really didn't matter. Cute, ugly? Inconsequential. The only thing that did was a big checkbook.

Julianne Hough


  • (unknown)

#1 - Judging by the way this formerly married male singer with a reality television past was being mobbed by D list women you would think his current long term relationship was over. Judging by the amount of phone numbers he collected from said women, it very well could be.

Nick Lachey


  • June 2, 2008

A-list film actor. Yes, A-list, no ifs ands or buts. Well, if he had stuck with what made him famous he probably wouldn't have made it to A-list but he adapted. Latest film? Not a great film. First day. Table reading. Our actor showed up for it and was so drunk he could barely stand. No one who was setting everything up would come near him because you could smell him a mile away. He kept stumbling and falling everywhere. Affectionate to everyone. Lots of hugs and kisses. Finally managed to get the actor in a seat. He then started mumbling incoherently and the crews were trying to figure out what he was saying. Then he takes a package out of his jacket pocket...it was a mushed up burrito. He held it up to one of the crew and said "look....what is this?" So she looks and tells him it's a burrito...with chicken...he couldn't comprehend this AT ALL. She went and got him a soda and a sandwich. She was trying to get him into some kind of shape for the reading. It wasn't looking good. Oh, did I mention that he rode his motorcycle to the place? Yeah...good...right? Well, everyone LOVED him...said it was one of his best readings ever...he was brilliant. On and one it went, even though no one had been able to understand one word that came out of his mouth.

Keanu Reeves


  • June 2, 2008

This must have happened about six months ago now. Chicago. In one corner you have a B list actor. Married. For now. A list name recognition. How about A+ name recognition. Anyway, our actor was in town doing some press, making some friends, drinking a little bit. Hey just because it is a kindness doesn't mean that it is going to be lovely dovey. He shouldn't, but he does. So, our actor befriended a few of the waitresses at this particular establishment. One of them came up to him and was talking about how some guy had ordered Cristal or something for his girlfriend for their six month anniversary or something and he then realized he had left his wallet at home. Our actor told the waitress to say that the manager had picked up the bill and our actor paid it. Our actor had such a good time doing that nice thing that he decided to pick up every tab in the place that night. He didn't announce it or scream it because then everyone would have just ordered and ordered. Instead, he spoke with the manager and as each person settled their bill they were told it was on the house and thanks for being such a good customer when instead each tab was actually paid for by the actor. Final bill? About $10,000. Plus tip. He is always a good tipper.

Ben Affleck


  • January 4, 2008

#2 - This married has been of an A list singer/ teenage heartthrob was seen making an absolute fool of himself at a NYE party at the Playboy Mansion. She was probably 21, but looked about 16 and he followed her around all night promising the world if she would just go home with him. Touching her, kissing her, and even trying to grope her, our singer even offered to leave his wife. Now we all know he was probably joking about leaving his wife, but when she finds out about it, she might leave him.

David Cassidy


  • January 18, 2008

#1 One of India's biggest actors __________, had an affair going on with one of India's most famous beauty queens turned actress ________________ However, after some time, the actor convinced his son to marry the actress - which he did, and the father now tags along to almost all the events with the son and mistress/daughter-in-law with the son looking like the third wheel. Our actor's wife, was an actress in her own right back in the day and acts as if she knows nothing. To make this even more interesting there are other rumors that the son has something on the side going on with another actor, who is the son of the chief minister of one of the Indian states.

Amithabh Bacchan/Aiswarya Rai


  • January 30, 2008

    #2 This aging Academy Award nominated actor is really starting to show even more signs that he may not have all his faculties. Lately he has been trying to make purchases with gold coins instead of cash. No one knows if he is truly crazy or a genius since the past few times he has attempted to use the coins, the owners of the store just let him have his purchases for free after he threw a fit about how he didn't believe in cash or credit anymore and that he was returning to the past. Uh huh.


    #3 This diva of divas singer and sometime very bad actress spends a great deal of money at one particular store. No problem there. She always goes after closing. No problem there. The problem lies in the fact that she will only shop at the store if a certain person is working there and waits on her. Right before Christmas the salesperson was on vacation in Europe with her family when our singer decided to do some last minute Christmas shopping. When she was informed the salesperson was on vacation she threatened to never shop at the store again. Not wanting to lose our diva as a customer, they flew the salesperson from and back to Europe in Business Class just to wait on our diva.

    #2 - Gary Busey
    #3 - Mariah Carey

  • February 29, 2008

#1 So there is this sports bar at Times Square and it is Super Bowl Sunday. At this bar you had to buy tables in order to get in (for the game), but this regular person talked herself in anyway and hung out at the bar. There ended up being an empty table, so she approached the guy who "owned" it. (B- list film and television actor who used to be A list back in the late 70's early 1980's) She said from out of town and it's my birthday and I was wondering if I could buy the table from you if you're not using it. The guy looks over and says no problem, I don't need it but you'll have to arrange it at the bar. The woman says thank you so much, you're so great etc - can I tell the waitress your name? Guy stops and says You don't know who I am? She says no. He says just for that you can't have it, Fuck off...turns his back and that was that. No table. She ended up getting drunk at the bar and calling him an asshole every time he walked by to get to the bathroom.


John Schneider


  • April 23, 2008

I feel like most of the kindness items lately have revolved around women. That is all well and good, but it is nice to hear that guys can be kind as well. This one involves an actor who would be A list by the definition that he is the star of a long running dramatic television series. Films? He's done a couple, but is really known for his television role. Age? Not old, not aging, but not in his twenties anymore either.

Our actor is married, and she should be included as well in this kindness since she is part of it. Every two weeks or so, no matter where he is, our actor stops into a local toy store. Generally a big chain, but no love from me since they make him pay retail. Our actor spends $1000 every two weeks like clockwork. When he was filming and kept going to the same store every two weeks, someone asked him why he was buying so many toys every few weeks.

Turns out our actor, stockpiles about 75% of the toys he buys all year long and at Christmas time donates them all to organizations like Toys For Tots, etc. The other 25% he sends to various children's hospitals throughout the year.

You know the best part? The guy doesn't need publicity to keep doing it.

Tom Welling


  • May 1, 2008

#1 - That marriage didn't last long. You know the B+ list actress on the hit network drama who got married and said it would last forever. Heck, the fake marriage from the same show is going to last longer than this real one. How long do you have to stay married in order not to return wedding gifts?

Ellen Pompeo


#3 - So why would you leave a hit show and a great part? Well if you ask this actress/model with a unique role on that hit show, she will give you a completely different reason than the producers. She will say to explore new opportunities. The producers will say that someone in a supporting role shouldn't be the diva who thinks the show revolves around her and when she can fit work into her schedule.

Rebecca Romijn


  • May 8, 2008

#1 - This A list film actor. I was thinking about it, but he definitely has opened movies on his own. Action though. That is kind of like women opening a horror film and being called A list. Oh, well, everyone knows him, and when I say know him, you know him. You know, (points eyes)down there. Well seems that our actor is a very generous sort to women on the street who he is attracted to. When he meets someone he likes and likes a great deal, he gives them his card. On the back of the card is a 1-800 number to a credit card concierge with a note that says, "buy something as beautiful and exotic as you... my treat xoxo". There is a pre-set spending limit on the gift.

#1 - Gerard Butler