This, That & a Kit Kat

• Maybe breastfeeding 3 kids in 3 years really took its toll on Heidi Klum's breasts...?

• It's an epidemic! Whose anatomy will Big Brother airbrush next? (The Daily Mail is a rich source of interesting if useless tidbits, by the way. And they have a lot more photos of naked peeps, if that's your thing...). --- UPDATE: I scooped Gawker... yay me! :o)

• Robert bought a new bag of Kit Kats last night. Expiration date? December '08! So you know the other bag he bought was friggin' O-L-D!! Bleh!!!! And no, I didn't eat any more after my blog post. No worries - Robert had no trouble polishing off the bag.

Break Me Off a Piece...

I’m sorry that I use the blog more often for rambling than informative updates on our lives but … live with it. Okay! :o) My boring post for today is:

I just got back from lunch and decided to eat one of the Kit Kat minis Robert bought on Sunday. Then I remembered I have a bag in my desk that I bought back in November for my candy bowl. I thought to myself, “Self, I wonder when those Kit Kats expired? Would it be wrong to put them out for unsuspecting Bay moochers?” Since I have a fresher Kit Kat for reference, I should check to see how far out the due date actually is from the date of purchase. Imagine my surprise when I saw that the November ’07 Kit Kats expire in June ’08 while the February ’08 Kit Kats expire in April!! Bleh!!! How friggin’ old is the bag that Robert bought?!! And, more importantly, will I be able to eat any more of them without thinking they taste stale? I’ll tell you right now – probably not. Yes, I am that retarded.

Here’s a mash-up of a funny clip from The Office about Kit Kats with real Kit Kat commercials … Robert and I often call them Fancy Feasts now.