Madonna Go Boom

I found this on Dlisted and it made me laugh:

Hopefully, this video of Vadge falling on her memaw ass in concert can cheer you up a bit. Your mother might have told you it wasn't nice to laugh at people when they fall on their muscled-up asses, but she was lying. It is funny and it's ok to laugh. If you don't, one of Vadge's muscles will deflate and you don't want that.

If I were you, I'd watch the video with the sound turned off. The sounds coming from it aren't pretty and it made my dog hide under the couch. And I'm pretty sure that guitar is getting sexually violated in public. I'm surprised the guitar didn't break from Vadge rubbing her roided-up vagina and ass cheeks all over it. I also think that's what it looks like when she does sexy times with Guy Ritchie. He just lies there like the guitar, paralyzed with fear.

(If you're in a hurry, skip to the 45 second mark!)