Words of Wisdom from Stephen Colbert

Robert bought me the I Am America... and So Can You! 2009 desk calendar for my birthday and I love it... Which basically means you should expect to see more Colbertisms on the blog as the year progresses. (Sorry!!!) Today's entry made me giggle; it's as if Stephen is speaking right to me. About Robert.

For the Ladies: Dating Do's

During the meal, order something that will get his attention, like a side of bacon for dessert.

I can't think of anything sexier.