Wednesday, May 14, 2008

TV Tidbits 13 - Upfronts Day 3

According to TVGuide.com's Matt Mitovich, Moonlight may yet get a reprieve from a new network:

But a Moonlight source confirms that Warner Bros. is shopping the show around to other outlets, one of which is the CW. (DeadlineHollywoodDaily says that Media Rights Capital, the firm contracted by the CW to program its Sunday-night block, is among those being wooed.)

The rumored possibility of salvation came just as Warner Bros. was poised to start striking down the vampire drama's sets. Instead, they will hold off on the razing until Friday.

However - TVGuide.com's other poobah, Matt Roush, sees this outcome as highly unlikely:
My initial reaction, beyond despair at the thought of the unforgivingly bitter and relentlessly anguished mail that’s starting to arrive in my mailbag, was: Did CBS learn nothing from Jericho? And then I pondered: Well, maybe they did. They brought Jericho back, and despite massive media hype over that nearly unprecedented resurrection, it was a dud.

The circumstances are a bit different here, but the shows shared a few crucial roadblocks to success. Both Jericho and Moonlight were disrupted midway through their first seasons: Jericho by a misguided programming strategy that took the show off the air from November to February, stalling its momentum; Moonlight by the writers’ strike, which damaged network TV across the board. They aired in tough time periods: Jericho in the challenging lead-off Wednesday position, and in its comeback, in the Tuesday at 10 pm/ET death slot, while Moonlight struggled on Fridays as most shows do on the night. Both are what’s known as “off-brand,” experiments in serialized and genre formats for a network that finds its greatest success in traditional crime dramas and classic-style sitcoms.

It doesn’t help that CBS isn’t a producer of Moonlight (a Warner Bros production) the way it was for Jericho (from CBS/Paramount). The business side of the equation was no doubt also affected by all of the backstage turbulence on a show that bled show-runners as if an actual curse was in place. (Explains a recent Variety article: “It's understood that Eye execs were not impressed with the show's creative development, and there was much drama and turnover behind the scenes among producers and scribes and tussling between the network and studio over budgetary issues. The final straw was the show's sagging ratings perf during the past few weeks after its post-strike return.”)

So what are the odds that Mick will rise from the dead, in classic vamp fashion? Pretty steep, I’d think. No other broadcast network is likely to step in to save it—not even the CW, which at least has a corporate connection. (The CW being already satiated with genre programming like Smallville, Supernatural and the just-renewed Reaper.) Cable? Probably too expensive, even for Sci Fi—and fans are still smarting over that channel’s handling of The Dresden Files. But I’d be foolish to ever say never.


Indeed... rumor has it (at least according to TV Week) that MRC has announced their Sunday night lineup already and that Moonlight wasn't on it. That could change, I suppose, but it does seem unlikely. Sorry, Wade.

Bear Eats a "Monster Big" Grub

As you know, Robert and I are avid watchers of Man vs. Wild - it's fascinating! Discovery is currently two episodes in to the new season but the first episode is the one that really got me. Bear seems to have really kicked it up a notch this season: 25 minutes into the show (filmed in Zambia) the man had already eaten the biggest grub on Earth; caught a frog with some sticky twig thing, knifed it through the head (to be more humane, which I guess is good) and kebab'd its legs; knifed a catfish through the head and eaten it raw; and picked some raw meat off a, like, gemsbok carcass and eaten it, (even though it still had bits of fur hanging off it)! BLEH!!!!!

Seriously, though, the grub was the worst... I really hate it when whatever he eats explodes or oozes or what have you. I realize this is probably what a lot of people want to see but *ugh* it really almost makes me retch. You never really see him get sick or anything but something he ate on this particular trip really did him in because he got a wicked case of, well, diarrhea. I felt so bad for the guy - he was trying to climb a waterfall and you could see in his face that he was just completely wrecked and feeling awful. The poor guy got sick while climbing and had to sort of drop trou right there; of course, the camera dudes kept filming Bear and I just thought "This guy is too weird!" Well, it turns out he wasn't too keen on being filmed, so I feel a little better about his normal-ness... :o)

Luckily for you, I found an interview with Bear on Carson Daly that not only
shows you the grub but details his unfortunate illness. Skip ahead to the 7:00 mark to see the grub spew its guts all over Bear's chin...




(A Slightly Different) Desert Update

Well, it had been quite some time since Robert or I had talked to Biji "live" - the phone set-up in Tikrit was such that his limited access to phones did not coincide with times that Robert and I would actually be at home. Imagine my surprise when, at 10:30 last night, the phone rang from a number "Out of Area." Now, you must understand that we get at least 3 calls a day from collection agencies... Apparently, two people who used to live here have some serious credit problems; we have repeatedly told the agencies that the people they're looking for no longer live here, but the calls keep coming. Anyway, my point is I never answer the "Out of Area" calls! (Though I was somewhat surprised that they'd call that late at night!) Once I heard the familiar, dulcet tones of Biji emanating from the machine, however, I knew it was safe to pick up. :o)

I was able to chat with Biji for about 20 minutes or so and am happy to report that he has entered the final stretch of his deployment. He's in Kuwait now - he arrived a couple days ago - and will be there a couple months before finally heading home!! He sends his regards to everyone, of course.

Biji is surviving all right but he definitely sounded like he is ready to be home NOW (totally understandable). He'll have about a month off when he returns from Kuwait (and after a short detour at Fort Lewis, of course) and I can't think of anyone who deserves or is in need of it more!! Needless to say, we are all really looking forward to his visit. :o)

[Unfortunately, Robert was not able to participate in the phone call - he was still at work. Yep, you read that right. Whenever an issue of Half Times goes to the printer, Robert and his colleague spend the day there doing a press check. Well, this particular issue is roughly 8 pages longer than usual... which added up to, like, 7 extra hours of work! Seriously - the man did not walk through the front door until 12:45 last night (or rather, this morning). And he's, of course, going in to work as usual today. Ah, the glamorous life of a PR guru!! Me no likey.]


Here are some old photos of Bij in happier times:

This is a an old one - from summer '06 - but it's one of Robert's favorites


Biji's favorite chair


January '07 - Claim Jumper in Puyallup

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

TV Tidbits 12 - Upfronts Day 2

  • Reaper: Officially picked-up by the CW for a 2nd season
    • It will return for 13 episodes midseason and will likely be paired with “Supernatural” on Thursday nights after “Smallville” concludes its run.
    • Here's a Q&A with the show's producers on the upcoming season finale.
  • Aliens in America: Not canceled?!
    • TVGuide.com's Ausiello still has AIA listed as axed.
    • However, both EW.com ("[Reaper] will join fellow sophomores Aliens in America and Gossip Girl on the net's slate for next year...") and MSNBC.com ("“Reaper,” along with “Aliens in America” and “Gossip Girl,” is part of CW’s sophomore slate of scripted programming. The buzz-heavy “Gossip Girl” received a quick pickup. The ratings for “Aliens” fell below the line, and few expected a renewal.") have stated that the show will be back for a 2nd season.
    • Who is right?! I'm going to hope that it really is coming back and will be checking for Ausiello confirmation throughout the day...
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  • ABC's fall lineup looks like:
    • Pushing Daisies and Dirty Sexy Money will be back on Wednesdays, as will the hit series Private Practice, while Boston Legal will be back for its final season on Mondays.
    • Grey's Anatomy will serve as a lead-in on Thursdays to Life on Mars, a new dramedy based on a BBC series of the same name that stars a present-day cop (Jason O'Mara) who's transported back in time after getting hit by a car.
    • On Tuesdays, a new reality show called Opportunity Knocks will literally bring a game show to someone's front porch each week, and a new season of Scrubs (yep, that old NBC comedy) will follow Knocks once Dancing with the Stars finishes up its next installment.
    • A new animated comedy from Mike Judge (King of the Hill) called Goode Family (about a clan compelled to do the right thing) and a new season of Eli Stone will round out Tuesdays.
    • Sundays will remain intact with the winning lineup of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Desperate Housewives, and Brothers & Sisters.
    • Other shows set to return this fall include Samantha Who, Super Nanny, and Wife Swap.
    • Lost will come back midseason, as will a new and yet untitled reality show from Ashton Kutcher and Tyra Banks, not to mention According to Jim, The Bachelor, and ABC News' "Primetime: What Would You Do?"
    • And you already know that Men in Trees and October Road were canceled.
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  • New Adventures of Old Christine: Renewed for a 22-episode 3rd season
    • This, of course, means ABC is stuck, as they were pretty much banking on snagging Christine once CBS let her go...
  • Moonlight: Canceled
    • Though it had a rabid fan base (I guess the blood drive wasn't enough to save this vampire!), "the buzz is that the Eye simply was not happy with Moonlight's retention of its Ghost Whisperer lead-in. At last tally, Mick & Co. were letting slip some 13 percent of Melinda's audience."
  • Shark: Canceled
  • The Unit: Officially renewed
  • Rules of Engagement: Renewed, will return mid-season

Monday, May 12, 2008

ESPN UK: Field of Weems

Ewan McGregor was on Craig Ferguson April 28th - I just got around to watching it on Sunday, hence the late post - and his appearance totally cracked me up! Craig is a bit weird but he is really funny and I love when he has a fellow Scot on as a guest. If you want to see the "real" sit-down portion of the interview, click here.

Now, I don't usually watch the weird bits Craig does between guests, I'll admit, but I watched this one because Ewan also participated. I don't know if I was having a retarded moment or what but I laughed so hard when I saw this, Robert actually came in from the patio to see what was going on (I can't believe my cackle is so loud it penetrates walls! That's a wee bit disturbing.)! I don't know who the dude in the middle is but Ewan and Craig are too funny together... I especially enjoyed the bit about the hobos. :o)




Feather Boa Not Included

After clicking through a long chain of blogs, I came across this bit from Pop Gumbo and it made me laugh!

Actually, the only part that made me laugh was this:
What is the next ad going to look like? Babies wearing gold metallic bikinis while five-year old boys throw Monopoly money on them.

Hilarious visual - Monopoly money!! Hee!! :o)

(Just FYI - House of Dereon is a fashion line started by Beyonce and her mother. You know, the pinnacles of class...)

TV Tidbits 11 - Upfronts Day 1

The networks' upfronts start this week and updates on what shows are renewed or dead are coming in all the time! As such, I will update this post as I find things out and I'll bump it up to the top slot when I do. All scoopage is courtesy of TVGuide.com unless otherwise noted...

Fox was the first one up. Here's a mini-breakdown of what was renewed/canceled:

  • Back to You: Canceled
    • Rumor has it that "[T]hough the Grammer-Heaton sitcom drew good notices and decent numbers, it's reckoned that production costs ran too high (due to its marquee stars)."
  • Til Death: Renewed for 3rd season
  • The Inn: New series pick-up
    • Described as "Upstairs/Downstairs at a hip New York hotel." The pilot was directed by Jason Bateman, and the cast includes Niecy Nash (Reno 911), Jerry O'Connell, Molly Stanton and Jesse Tyler Ferguson.
  • New Amsterdam: Canceled
I also came across a couple tidbits re: two CW shows -
  • Reaper: According to Ausiello, "I'm told it's "90 percent likely" that it'll be on the network's fall sked. " [That's awesome, though it does surprise me a bit. It's been on the bubble for a while now... but, it is a cute show and I hope it really does survive into the fall.]
  • Aliens in America: Canceled!!!
    • I guess it's not technically 'official' since the CW hasn't yet had their upfront but, again, according to Ausiello, "I just got the unofficial official word that one of this season's best new comedies has been axed. Despite rave reviews when it debuted last fall, the CW laffer went largely ignored by viewers. Which sucks for them, because they missed out on a fantastic little show."
WTF?! Aliens is a funny show! I mean, it's not the most hilarious thing I've ever seen but it was a nice little show that made me laugh and I enjoyed it every week. Crap!!! I'm bummed. :o( Here's one of my favorite clips from the show (skip to the 2:15 mark if you're in a hurry!):





"I trick them into believing I am M. Night Shyamalan"... hee!!! Raja is too cute. Mew.

UPDATE 1:

  • Eli Stone: Renewed for 2nd season
  • October Road: Canceled
  • The Unit: Expected to return
    • CBS may put it on Fridays @ 9. What does that mean for Moonlight? Dunno.
  • HIMYM: Shoo-in for 4th season renewal
  • Boston Legal: Renewed
  • Terminator: TSCC: Renewed

2nd X-Files Trailer

Here's a peek at the newest The X-Files: I Want to Believe trailer:




I'm all for trailers that don't give away the plot, believe me, but this may be the vaguest trailer I've seen in recent memory! What the heck is going on? All I can tell is that there's a lot of ice, a lot of running and a lot of Billy Connolly. So, basically, fans of winter and summer Olympics and fans of Head of the Class can finally join together and enjoy a flick, I guess.

Mother's Day

Mother's Day was very low-key for my family this year. No brunch, no party, no nothing for my mom... not because I don't love her dearly but because my mom was a bit under the weather this year and I didn't want to run the woman ragged! :o) And since my one sister spent Mother's Day with her mom and my other sister is in Chicago, it was left to me to get the party started here in Fremont. What excitement was planned? Well, my dad barbecued steaks, I made brownies and we watched Ratatouille for the 9,000th time (for me, anyway; I think it was only the 3rd time for my parents. I love that movie!! My new checks are 'Ratatouille'...). Good times. Actually, it was a very nice night and I think my mom felt like she got to celebrate at least a little bit, so everything turned out quite all right indeed.

Robert celebrated his Mother's Day on Saturday - he and his family went on a Hornblower cruise around the Bay. I was invited, of course, but get incredibly sea-, bus-, plane-, train-, and car-sick so I declined. I distinctly remember getting sick on the second half of the Hornblower cruise I took on Grad Nite and was not keen on reliving the experience! Robert said the cruise was actually pretty choppy in places so I think I made the right decision. :o) I was sorry to miss it, though I am glad the McCauleys all had a good time. I'm someone in the group took photos and if I ever see them, I will post them!

Me and my mom - posing with my gift
(I have no makeup on, so cut me some slack, people. But seriously - why are my eyes so small?! How can I even see out of them?!! Blargh.)

80s Lyrics Quiz

I found this on EW.com and it was fun!! I did pretty well... I missed a few easy ones by putting "you" instead of "your" or because I totally knew the song and everything but just could NOT push the right word off the tip of my tongue! But I also got a few multi-point (like 4 points or more) questions by knowing more obscure lyrics. (Knowing "Weird Al" lyrics finally pays off - wooha!!) The scoring is sort of random because the author adds or deducts points at the very end depending on how old you are, but I scored a 94. (Apparently, because I "grew up to this" I received "No bonus. No penalty." Which is good, I guess).

It's amazing how much space in my brain is currently occupied by random 80s lyrics and movie quotes... this is why I don't know where Wyoming is!!!!

click on the image to take the quiz