Every Party Has a Pooper, That's Why I Polled All of You

I can't believe so many of my friends and family are party POOPERS and voted against my fabulous banana costume!!! :o( (Though, as always, I very much appreciate the participation!) Now Robert's never going to go for it. Mew. So, I offer a less-restrictive costume alternative - the spider:

I know you're still against costumes of any variety and I'm 99% sure I won't be buying one. I just thought I'd make one last ditch effort to spice up Funk's life.